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Atheist Saved by a God
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
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The Atheist and the Bear
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the b...
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Good Job
A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you - we've looked at your life, and you really didn't do anything particularly good o...
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11 People on a Rope
11 people were hanging on a rope under a
helicopter, 10 men & 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,
so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going
to fall.
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How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the ...
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An inspiring tale for times when you think life is just too difficult:
One day a farmer's donkey fell into an abandoned well. The animal
cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to
do. Finally, he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be
covered up anyway;...
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Counting Nuts
On the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the
cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat
down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you...
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Two Hippies and a Priest
Two dirty hippies were walking down the street and stopped at a red light. A catholic priest with his arm in a cast was waiting to cross.
"Hey man," asked one, "what happened?"
"I fell in the bathtub and broke m...
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God's Existence and the Problem of Evil
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they
eventually touche...
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A Match Fixed in Heaven
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from
Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
"Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Netanyahu wants to
determine whether Jews or Catholics are...
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Kids in Church
3-year-old John: 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good...
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