Two dirty hippies were walking down the street and stopped at a red light. A catholic priest with his arm in a cast was waiting to cross.
"Hey man," asked one, "what happened?"
"I fell in the bathtub and broke my arm," replied the padre.
One hippie turned to the other and asked, "What's a bathtub?" The other replied, "How do I know, I'm not a Catholic."
Please Lord, who sent your only Son Jesus to earth to be cared for by
Mary and St. Joseph, his foster father, Allow little Joe to be adopted soon by
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