Two dirty hippies were walking down the street and stopped at a red light. A catholic priest with his arm in a cast was waiting to cross.
"Hey man," asked one, "what happened?"
"I fell in the bathtub and broke my arm," replied the padre.
One hippie turned to the other and asked, "What's a bathtub?" The other replied, "How do I know, I'm not a Catholic."
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